Gratuitism 

n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the empirical probability of a waiter, server, or pizza guy being stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.

Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."

Gratuitism by Lajksdgbiu April 8, 2009

gratuititty 

The exposure of breasts for no circumstantial reason or thought provoking purpose; as often seen in Comedy films.

"I was watching The Kentucky Fried Movie last night, what a glorious display of gratuititty"

gratuititty by animatedbat December 28, 2009

gratuitits 

When the amount of breasts that's pouring out of a girls top is more than can be consumed by the eyes.

Holy shit, look at that blonde; just gratuitits.

No doubt, that shirt Jen was wearing was gratuitits.

gratuitits by Desertdog13F August 8, 2010

Graduitis 

/ˌgráj-eu-rīdəs/

noun (MEDICAL CONDITION) US

a supposed affliction of students in their final day of high school or college, characterized by a incline of will to preform vile or obscene acts in front of large audiences

"I had a bad case of Graduitis and I got arrested"

Graduitis by vidmasterman December 15, 2022

gratuitive 

An action or courtesy which one feels they are obligated to give to another but privately their heart isn't in it... A false act of kindness... A socially accepted act of ostentatious phoniness.

Jane is grossly overweight. I am a petite size and very chic. She is a friend of mine but because of her size I think myself better than her. But I do NOT treat her as less than me even though I think she is. My treatment of her as an equal is strictly 'gratuitive'.

gratuitive by Wizard-of-Aaahhs November 20, 2013