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Granny ass - One with a severe absense of "Junk In That Trunk". It can often be traced back to the looks of an elderly womans hind quarters which may be flat and not what might be reffered to as "eye candy".
Man Steves new girlfriend has real granny ass.
by J.A.G. December 31, 2005

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