Granlöf 

An awesome lastname for an awesome country named sweden.

Granlöf did it again!

That Granlöf really knows how to do it.

Granlöf by Hovding September 27, 2011

Granlord 

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.

Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.

Granlord by RSBN June 28, 2017

granoff 

sleek, hot, sexy, usually brown hair. sometimes blonde.
likes to party. intelectual, smart; but fails classes often.

soon to be famous, rich and hot.
look out for granoffs everywhere they will turn into swans.

you look just like a granoff.

granoff by juannita May 30, 2007

Gralof

Gralof = Great Rack A Lot Of Flab. Basically a girl who has a cracking rack but dodges a few too many salads so indecision on whether the rack is actually good or just good due to her fatness.

Mark - 'Check out the rack on that Gralof mate, id motorboat the fcuk out of it!'

Slayer - 'Would you also motorboat her four bellies aswell? That racks only good coz shes fat man!'

Gralof by thedean1984 July 20, 2011

granof 

1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult

1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof

granof by t March 9, 2005

granof 

- Something or someone who defines awfulness.

- A moronic action, which labels the perpetrator as a Granof.

- What do you mean 'learn a language', you stupid Granof? I did French for GCSE!

- Dyeing your hair ginger is an utter Granof, and only done by complete clowns.

granof by Rimbor April 19, 2005

grandofile 

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.

Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.

grandofile by Heyoka August 11, 2003