Brenda Gorsuch 

A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.

Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!

Brenda Gorsuch by The Chatelaine Affair July 22, 2010

gorch 

Unsightly skin conditon known to plague Klingon teenagers.

Duras suffered greatly from the gorch during his formative years.

gorch by Erin Mullally January 16, 2010

gorchy 

adjective - nasty, foul, or bitter tasting. However, it can also denote something of extremely rancid quality in general, not limited to taste.

First mainstream usage: Uttered by character Kim Possible in an episode ("Overdue") of animated show of the same name after licking ancient library book label.

"That five-day-old burrito I found behind the radiator sure tasted gorchy!"

gorchy by Jeff Mathewes September 7, 2006

Gorship 

This word is first used in Impending Doom's song Silence the Oppressors. The song is written for anyone who says that death metal and Christianity cannot go together. The song is about breaking down walls and being a light in a scene that no other Christian has ventured into... a scene known for Satanic worship.
At the end of the song Silence the Oppressors they scream "this is our church, this is our worship, Gorship! The question was brought up in an interview "What exactly is Gorship?" Band member, David, replied "Gorship is our gore sounding music mixed with worship for God, put them together and you get Gorship!" The band's myspace says the same thing in a blog.
Impending Doom along with a few other main stream, and many local bands is one of the first in a new generation of Christian death metal. The scene is being transformed and pits that used to shout six six six are now throwing their fists around for a reason. Like king David in the Bible, they are dancing with all of their might. Thanks to bands like Impending Doom, they are dancing in worship for the lord Jesus.... Gorship!

"our church, our worship, Gorship!"

Gorship by sethbowers123 January 29, 2009

Gersch Device 

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.

Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!

Gersch Device by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011

Gorsh 

When someone is really excited and can't contain himself. A way cooler word than "wow" or "awesome"

Gorsh! Those glasses look great!

Gorsh by big geek July 9, 2011

gorch 

A self-centered person, known for stealing beer and scaring off girls with high levels of horniness.

"Did you see him pocket those beers? He's such a gorch!"

"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"

gorch by Willian Holden June 10, 2005