gordoning

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.

Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.

by Quixote_ March 4, 2016

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Gordon

A guy with a large dick.

Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.

by Carlyiswanderlust June 28, 2016

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Gordon

The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and i love you <3

A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(

G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><

by Chupachup December 24, 2012

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A Gordon

A generic idiotic blunder. Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.

The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.

by WeaZaa October 11, 2011

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Gordoned

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

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