To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.
by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008
Twitter term. A unit of measurement for tesla stock. One #Gordon (or #classicGordon) is $17.40, a #newGordon is $40. Named after the famous ana... *cough cough* fortune teller @GordonJohnson19 who had a $87 price target pre-split and has upped that to $40.
$TSLA stock down more than 4 #Gordon or #classicGordon - down almost 2 #newGordon
That’s a harsh drop.
That’s a harsh drop.
by ToxicTeslaFanboy January 12, 2021
You are a phenomenon if you are a Gordon. Always elusive and seemingly crazy, they can be both the greatest person in you life or the one who makes you want to hide in a hole. They are either a person you hate or love.
I miss you, Gordon!
by pekingcat=^'.w'^= June 2, 2016
The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
by pluoticus February 23, 2012
A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.
by sunflowersalways February 20, 2010
Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020
A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.
by lawmaker123 March 26, 2012