Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.

Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."

by MikaTheronsMum January 6, 2007

Goose

The plural form of goose is geese for only two birds. where as gooses is for three or more.

there are many gooses in the world. and i want to eat some geese (2)

by moosey July 8, 2004

Goose

1. Any one of a group of birds of the duck family, intermediate between ducks and swans.
2. Someone who is very sexually active.
3. With the word "Proffessor" as a prefix, it means a cool, funny, intelligent and loveable guy.

1. See that bird over there, its a goose!
2. Terrence the pimp is such a goose, sometimes I think his cock mighjt fall off!
3.You know Tom Browne? He's so great,I'd call him a Proffessor Goose.

by Tom Browne July 31, 2005

Goose

Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.

Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.

by S-Killa April 19, 2006

Goose

A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.

Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!

by Vibro February 21, 2011

Goose

a street prostitute or "whore"

"yo maaaad goose!"
"dl goose"
"cop mad goose"

by CeePeeGee November 30, 2006

Goose

A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.

I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.

by Caexar January 7, 2007