Caexar's definitions

junior mint

The noise made when a girl wearing tight pants farts. It must be a squeaky fart to be a junior mint. Several of these episodes may be called a box of junior mints.

She cut a junior mint. That Cheryl sure likes to junior mint.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Iceman

A wingman that laughs at all of his own jokes even if they aren't funny.

If it weren't for Iceman's laughing, I wouldn't know he was joking.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Goose

A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.

I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.

After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Polymerisian

Any person made with a synthetic polymer silicone skin with a rigid and jointed skeleton.

My new girlfriend is quiet but a lot of people claim that is a Polymerisian characteristic.

by Caexar August 25, 2011

freudian slip

A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.

Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.

by Caexar February 8, 2007