He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"
"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".
Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!
"That girl is so Goose."