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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
The plural form of goose is geese for only two birds. where as gooses is for three or more.
there are many gooses in the world. and i want to eat some geese (2)
by moosey July 07, 2004
A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 13, 2006
From the verb to goose, meaning fuck
also goosing and goosed
I want to goose you
I've goosed the computer
I caught you goosing your sister
by Stu Liddle November 24, 2003
V. To have Sex, To Fuck
"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"
by goosing May 10, 2007
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