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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 13, 2006
From the verb to goose, meaning fuck
also goosing and goosed
I want to goose you
I've goosed the computer
I caught you goosing your sister
by Stu Liddle November 24, 2003
The saggy vaginal lips of a desperate slutty girl.The vaginal lips droop lower than a 90year old womans tits
"katie has a goose!"
" lol"
by wesleythegreat June 12, 2008
V. To have Sex, To Fuck
"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"
by goosing May 10, 2007
a street prostitute or "whore"
"yo maaaad goose!"
"dl goose"
"cop mad goose"
by CeePeeGee November 29, 2006
Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

by pagemeister May 03, 2008