Noun: A female with many unintroduced hot/fun/attractive friends.

Longer Definiton: A female who has recently been introduced to one or more in your circle of guy friends. This female either has many hot friends in her circle or has the potential of having hot friends. Unfortunately, this female has not yet introduced her friends to your group. Her friends are therefore considered eggs that the goose can lay, if and only if the goose is treated properly in the intial stages of group introduction. If someone angers, f**ks, etc the goose too soon, she may not lay eggs and therefore becomes dead to your group. In essence, the goose has been killed and can not lay eggs, ie. this girl will remove herself and her friends from you.

Tread Wisely: You always have to take care of the goose, they never run out of eggs and are pretty easy to please as long as you don't f**k them. Eggs are easliy broken and pretty easily replace, so there is no real need to be careful. Bottom line: Don't be a goose killer.
Mike: Hey guys - check out that chick. Probably a total goose.
Paul: Yeah - look at her friends, we have to meet her.
Jared: Paul, just don't kill the goose till she's laid some eggs for the rest of us.

Grant (to Rick): Ben, did you nail that chick at the bar last night?
Mark (to Rick): Yeah man - how'd that go?
Rick (to group): She's a goose guys. I fed her some grain so soon she'll lay some eggs for us. Her and her friends want to hang out with all of us next weekend.
by Sick Richard June 18, 2007
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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
by nick May 06, 2005
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 21, 2003
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
by goo'se May 09, 2003

related forms: Goosed; Goosing; getting goosed
1. To be the the main event or attraction of a social gathering. i.e. "The life of the party" While still maintaining a high level of social competence.

2. One who can consume mass quantity of alcohol without succombing the effects of being overtly or heavily intoxicated (at least to most physical appearances). TO stave off becoming a "hot mess", or "that skanky girl"
3. a person(s) who party's, hard, and still maintains keeping it classy.
"Damn that fine ass bitch over their is goose as fuck yo!"
"I'mma bout to Goose the life out of this party, seriously."
"That chick over there is Goosing so hard right now, I can't take my eyes off of her, I think I'm in love."
"I would wife that goose."
by partyyyface December 29, 2011
To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"
by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.
"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."
by Sofizzle May 24, 2014

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