Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008
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A person who ruins all fun, who is uncool and generally awkward, which makes other people feel awkward around them.
As geese (the animal) are obnoxious, loud and on the whole annoying, they are the definitive anti-bro who goes against all fun-having.
Bro1: So I was rocking this one party the other night, man and bro, it was sweet. That is until Arthur showed up.
Bro2: Why, what happened, man?
Bro1: He called the cops as soon as we started playing beer-pong, we all had to run for it.
Bro2: What a goose!
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Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.
by Dee_izme May 10, 2006
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Noun: A female with many unintroduced hot/fun/attractive friends.

Longer Definiton: A female who has recently been introduced to one or more in your circle of guy friends. This female either has many hot friends in her circle or has the potential of having hot friends. Unfortunately, this female has not yet introduced her friends to your group. Her friends are therefore considered eggs that the goose can lay, if and only if the goose is treated properly in the intial stages of group introduction. If someone angers, f**ks, etc the goose too soon, she may not lay eggs and therefore becomes dead to your group. In essence, the goose has been killed and can not lay eggs, ie. this girl will remove herself and her friends from you.

Tread Wisely: You always have to take care of the goose, they never run out of eggs and are pretty easy to please as long as you don't f**k them. Eggs are easliy broken and pretty easily replace, so there is no real need to be careful. Bottom line: Don't be a goose killer.
Mike: Hey guys - check out that chick. Probably a total goose.
Paul: Yeah - look at her friends, we have to meet her.
Jared: Paul, just don't kill the goose till she's laid some eggs for the rest of us.

Grant (to Rick): Ben, did you nail that chick at the bar last night?
Mark (to Rick): Yeah man - how'd that go?
Rick (to group): She's a goose guys. I fed her some grain so soon she'll lay some eggs for us. Her and her friends want to hang out with all of us next weekend.
by Sick Richard June 18, 2007
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the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
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Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.
Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.
by I Fatality X February 27, 2010
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A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.
Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.
by Gary_G October 10, 2010
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