The following definitions apply:

1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 11, 2007
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To completely cut ties with someone in which no relationship past a sexually physical aspect will occur.
Guy A-"yeah man, everytime i bring up a possible relationship to her, she changes the subject by trying to have sex"
Guy B- "You need to give her THE GOMEZ, it'll never become a relationship"
by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z March 3, 2011
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When you have no other choice but to be a jerk to someone.
Why was your dad gomezing me so bad yesterday?
by b3rz3rk3r September 29, 2018
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after doing a vertical 69 with a girl you power-bomb her into the ground, give her the finger with both hands and yell "GOMEZ!"
by Stewart March 13, 2005
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A talented preformer on the male
genitel area.
yo that gomez sure is GOOD
oh sucki sucki NoW!!!
by j j mm January 2, 2004
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Probably the most talented band performing today.
"that new gomez track is superb"
by Benny the Brit July 1, 2003
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Bassist for the band The Summer Set. Birthday on December 8. Extremely sarcastic. Atheist. Drinks a lot. Has a brother named John Gomez. Mexasian. Can't speak Spanish. Is from Scottsdale, AZ.
Person 1: Who's the guy who smirks a lot?
Person 2: That's Stephen Gomez.
by AlliSIGH April 22, 2010
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