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8.
The following definitions apply:

1. Worse than a Gomer
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves.
6. An old man who has lost his mind.
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 11, 2007
 
9.
Any person (usually a female with tig 'ol bitties) who has no idea what a real movie is, how to watch a movie, or look up movies online. Such Gómezez develop cataracts over their eyes during truly good movies and develop an insatiable and uncontrollable glee in the presence of a horrid movie. Upon end of a bad movie, the Gómez will likely consumate this unforgivable act by smiling and jumping up and down, her tig 'ol bitties bouncing, bawling a cacophony of Spanish noise and gibberish to her twenty cohorts (who are likely family members--they likely arrived in a single car).

(It should be noted that such women will feign intelligence and film knowledge often, citing predetermined lists of movies as "good." Watch out for them, for they will lie, cheat, and steal your oxygen, saliva, and ballpoint pens.)

Such women are also susceptible to blindingly handsome Polish men (as they should, for when un-nigrified, contain all the proper attributes of a sophisticated breeder).

The bairn of such a courtship is called a "Polminican Love Child."
Person 1: So, uh, what did you think of Spiderman 3?
Gómez: I liked it. I thought it was good.
Person 1: No. It wasn't. You're a fool, Ms. Gómez.
by Paw-Paw May 16, 2007
 
10.
The following definitions apply:

1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 11, 2007