golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Golondaz

It is a rare Bangladeshi last name. It originates from the word 'Olindaz' which meant 'the people coming from the town Olinda in Portugal'

"Golondaz? That's a weird last name."

"You probably just never heard of it cause it's very rare in here."

Golondaz by heliumGAS October 14, 2018

Y'golonac 

Y'golonac is a horrible entity trapped behind a brick wall under the earth, destined to once more roam the world, killing, raping, and doing whatever it pleases once more. The fufiller of all desires. The Violator. The Defiler. Anyone who reads it name or hears it aloud is subject to possession by it. Yep, you're pretty fucked.

Wait a minute, the bastard can possess me now that I've read this? What the fuck! People want warning labels on a Big Mac, and there isn't even a forward about Y'golonac in this thing? What the HELL?

Y'golonac by Kerik July 11, 2006

galonka 

Galonka is known as an undescribable seductive term, commonly used to describe people who have one propotionally large section of the body.
Normally directed towards something the person may find sexually attracrive.

Danny: "What the hell is a galonka?!"
DaQuain: *seductively* "Galonka~"

galonka by Ricky Peepee January 9, 2023

godonkadonk 

a big fat part of a persons body (boobs, penis, pussy, etc.)

hampton rosenjew has a giant godonkadonk

godonkadonk by zachy turberville February 28, 2004

goonkaboo 

noun: a cute nickname i made for my favorite underclassmen ever.

or
used to describe someone who has unbelievably stupid humor, a beautiful face and contagious smile, and in some cases can be used to describe someone who knows how to dance!!

Bella is such a goonkaboo she gets down and don’t play!
i love you my goonkaboo

goonkaboo by javzmine December 22, 2023

Glonkacitus 

A dangerous disease that’s contagious, once infected you become a “glonk”; meaning you don’t go outside or do anything in your life, you just sit eat sleep repeat.

Mom: Honey are you okay, you haven’t left the house in months!
Son: No Mom, i think i have a glonkacitus

Glonkacitus by dopeykujo March 6, 2025