glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk 

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Glonk 

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

Glonk by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

Glonk 

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

Glonk by Glonkman May 18, 2020

Glonk 

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

Glonk by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Glonk 

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

Glonk by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

Glonk 

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

Glonk by anonymous February 27, 2020