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The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.
by carlgrider October 16, 2011
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a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.
by best golfer May 14, 2010
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going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.
by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009
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The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax
My left nut really hurts since I went golfing with Suzanne.
by pimpdaddy67 April 15, 2015
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The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.
Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."
by Yodia January 19, 2006
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Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.
"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"
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by GmanM618 February 09, 2017
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