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Godsex
The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.
God is a self contradictory idea.
by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004
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Godsex
Created by Man in his own image.
Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2
by InfernoSnow January 31, 2006
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Godsex
God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
by fencing July 09, 2006
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Godwork
An excuse for events that we do not yet understand. Also, a word that I sometimes use.
"I am still, thank God, an atheist"
by Adam Litzinger November 27, 2006
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Godsex
Highly misunderstood. Thought to be angry, judgemental, punishing, and demanding. Used for someone to blame. But if you don't thank God for every smile, why should you blame Him for every tear? If God really thought we could follow all of the rules in the Bible, why would He send Jesus to die on the cross for our sins? The rules are there to GUIDE us to make better decisions to benifit OUR lives. They are not there for us to be perfect, and if God truly made us, then He would know better than anyone how impossible it would be for us to be perfect. He is actually compassionate, loving, merciful, and understanding. He hates all the evil in this world as much as we do. Bad things happening are not caused by God, they are lack of God. He doesnt hate homosexuals, drunkards, ppl who have sex before marriage, murderer's, or anyone else who sins, because, to be honest with ourselves, we all sin. And He made us and loves us for who we are. It breaks His heart when he sees how our bad choices affect us. Also, so-called "Christians" and other ppl of religion who are judgemental and hypocritical and put on an act of being "perfect" are just as much in sin and need God as a drug dealer. No one is perfect, so get over yourselves and stop acting better than everyone else. God is love, so WWJD (what would Jesus do) really means show love to ppl, even those who don't deserve it, cause the one's who deserve it the least, need it the most. It's not a religion, it's a relationship.
For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten son.
by flyawaygrl September 24, 2011
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Godinternet
Q; Why is the sky blue? A; Ask Google
Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google
Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary
Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
by AnimeAsh2006 November 23, 2010
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Godname
Some prick.
"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.
by MEGslayer May 03, 2010
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