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A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 23, 2011
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The worlds most popular imaginary friend.
A man talking to himself is eather a) crazy or b) talking to god.
by dragonsmoker420 October 19, 2008
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A being that is both omnipotent and omniscent. This means that it can both do anything and see everything. Obviously, since it can see everything, it can see into the future. If it can see into the future, it can choose its path, because it is omnipotent. This means it has seen the wrong future, or is unable to change the future, thus contradicting itself. Or, as said by an ancient Greek philosopher,

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? ~Epicurus
When one person has an invisible person they believe in, it is called an imaginary friend. When many people have the same one, they call him God.
by PyroFerret October 15, 2007
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A something you can make money out of.
The orange link above is the perfect use of god.
by asdfghhjk April 07, 2010
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A fictioanl character who starred in the hit book 'The Bible', which certain morons consider to be truth. He enjoys smiting and raping countries with low self-esteem.
And God said "No Jesus, I am your father"
by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009
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God depends on your view of things. It could be the almighty all-in-one awesome dude. It could be 1000's of different people for every little thing. It could just be the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky (which I personaly belive in). Or (if your athiest) it could be nothing, your god could be money, Pokemanz, Urban Dictionary, ect.
1. Look! It's god coming down from heaven!

2. My village mainly worships the sun god, Apollo, who do you worship?


4. *Hugs money* Your all I'll ever need besides my anal vibrator...
by TehFlyingSpaghettiMonstz0rOLOL February 11, 2010
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Created by man in his own image.
God doesn't exist. Time to wake up people. Stop being ignorant and accept the fact.
by ATHEISM March 03, 2007
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