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by AnimeAsh2006 November 23, 2010
The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."

Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
by Dracoe January 29, 2012
A something you can make money out of.
The orange link above is the perfect use of god.
by asdfghhjk April 07, 2010
A completely non biased definition:

In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.

A biased opinion:

A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.

Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
A fictioanl character who starred in the hit book 'The Bible', which certain morons consider to be truth. He enjoys smiting and raping countries with low self-esteem.
And God said "No Jesus, I am your father"
by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009
bullshit
the idea of a god is bullshit.
by hannibal lickter April 02, 2009
If he is so good and powerful, why is the world so fucked up?
"I refused to pray to a god who would allow rainforests to be destroyed in order to make grazing room for cows who would later become Quarter Pounders for the ignorant masses who worship that symbol of all that is evil, Ronald McDonald." - Mia Thermompolis, Princess Diaries.
by alldirtyhoessuckdick April 23, 2010

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