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Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.
by Eddy June 30, 2003
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A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 23, 2011
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A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
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The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".
Hey give me money i talk to god!
by Mamao April 04, 2004
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What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.
matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong

wiseman: neither of you understands both books
by ffddeerrrg August 26, 2009
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A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.
"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????
by Hoze April 23, 2004
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God is the main character in the bible, whether he exists or not is not for anyone to be sure, although it is highly improbable. I think if everyone stopped believing in god, and started believing in themselves the world would be a better place, but who knows.
Christian: I open my life to god so he can help me achieve
Athiest: I believe I am able to achieve.
by Richy the king March 10, 2006
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