by eeeeeewwwww May 6, 2011
#1: Another name for jawbreakers.
#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
by Sid Barrett August 7, 2007
To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.
Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*
Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!
Person 1: I was hungry!
Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!
Person 1: I was hungry!
by Touche, buddy. November 11, 2007
Always used with the pronoun "The", The Gobstopper is the name given to the oral sex technique of taking a cock and both balls, no matter the size, into the mouth and sucking/licking it all until it gets too big to handle it all and eventually letting the balls drop out of the mouth and regular oral sex is resumed.
So while he was soft, I decided to take his whole package, y'know his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, I want more of The Gobstopper then!"
by ChampionCocksucker October 24, 2012
A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.
"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*
by [HERULES] December 30, 2008
when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL
she gave me a gobstopper
by bob January 27, 2005
As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)
Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"
by Locky April 23, 2007