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To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.
Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!
by Touche, buddy. November 11, 2007
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