take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'

'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.

by anothermattyp June 9, 2010

take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023

Taking a cock

When someone takes a cock they are laying down with nothing to support them except for their penis

Hey look denis is taking a cock

by Ovaljester7820 October 7, 2019

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014