gluten

This little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing.

While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.

Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.

I ate gluten from that yummy oreo and now I am puking.

by Suffering Celiac December 2, 2008

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glutenized

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

by spartanprop October 4, 2017

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Glutening

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

by gluten girl's friend May 16, 2011

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GLUTEN

To be used as another word for Drama , Bullshit, Haters

I don't want any more Gluten in my life.

Have a Gluten Free day!!!

You have to get rid of the all the Gluten and life will be better.

by GINA FROM VA October 8, 2012

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gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

by TheBoz486 October 30, 2008

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