While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.
Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."