Gliese 581 G 

The only planet we know of outside of Earth that is is the habitable or 'goldilocks' zone, which means that if atmospheric and surface conditions are good enough, there's a good chance we've found aliens.

Nerd: Dude, have you heard of Gliese 581 G?

Neurotypical: No. No I haven't.

Gliese 581 G by fishtacodelux February 28, 2011

Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference

I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence

Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020

Clet Gleses 

Whwn you see clout glasses on the floor you scream CLET GLESES . All the cool kids are doing it!

Guy: DUDE look whats on the floor!!
Guy 2: BRO those are clout glasses, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Both: CLET GLESES

Clet Gleses by Mmm Probably Should November 26, 2018

Glipse 

To do something in a quick or speedy manner.

I was fucking this bitch last night and I cummed in a glipse.

Glipse by Ben1278219 March 24, 2021

gleese 

To finesse; usually in terms of fraudulent activity

I just gleesed this boa for 5k.

gleese by Gleeser October 20, 2017

Giese 

1. To formally manipulate including forcing information out of ones own conscious using nonverbal signals.

2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.

Brianne: So you are telling me "nothing" happened last night?
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.

Giese by The Prodigy Tryth December 18, 2013

Grieser Guarantee 

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.

"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."

Grieser Guarantee by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005