A small town that consists of approximately 3,000 white people, maybe 1 black man and 1 asian. The entire town revolves around one lake. Highschoolers sit on their asses all day trying to figure out what the hell to do, it usually is unsuccessful and they find themselves trying to get on any random fucks boat just so they can get drunk on the lake. Oh and the traffic.... yeah.. there isn't any. The town consists of 1 stop light.
Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Fuck if i know.. there's not shit to do here in little old Glenwood. let's get hammed on the lake.
Guy 2: Fuck if i know.. there's not shit to do here in little old Glenwood. let's get hammed on the lake.
by alskskdh December 26, 2011
Look at Mark getting a glenwood while looking at that construction worker.
Can you believe the massive glenwood that carl has as he is coming out of the locker room?
Can you believe the massive glenwood that carl has as he is coming out of the locker room?
by Tadpoles April 15, 2008
As close to never-never land as you get. Where adults are forever ski-bums, and kids are raised to love their mountains. If you drive 20 miles out of town on a Saturday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.
by CONative April 26, 2011
Glenwood, Iowa is a shitty town full of redneck whores. The best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. The town is full of blonde bitches with the occasional ginger. It may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high GPA's, but don't worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.
by EastMillsRules! August 19, 2017
The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011
A public school found in chatham, illinois. It is filled with really awful teachers but many slutty girls, some of which are good looking. Also, people that attend this school really know how to party for reallllllllllll.
Tom: your in my math class at glenwood high school right?
Mark: yes for sure,what did you get on that math test?
Tom: an F, ms walbert doesnt know what she's teaching. Good thing there's that party this weekend. Getting fucked always takes my mind off of grades.
Mark: yes for sure,what did you get on that math test?
Tom: an F, ms walbert doesnt know what she's teaching. Good thing there's that party this weekend. Getting fucked always takes my mind off of grades.
by party on. June 19, 2009
Glenwood High school is a super legit school, we are white trash but it's okay. Don't listen to SHG kids they're just a bunch of off brand private school students who are jealous that we beat them 34-10 in football last night.
by white trash bash September 7, 2019