Glancy 

A jovial character who always happens to be smiling. Always getting up to mischief.

A Glancy always has to know what's going on, Glancy's cannot and will not handle being left out the loop. They will go to great measures to find out what the deal is.

A Glancy is also a mad lazy slob.

George:"Who was that on the phone?"
Martin: "Don't be such a glancy"

Stella: I think I'm just going to sit here and do nothing today"
Jayne: "you are such a glancy!"

Glancy by ILCG April 25, 2012

Proud Papa Glance 

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

Proud Papa Glance by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

glancer 

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

glancer by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016

ass glance 

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

ass glance by Quido1 July 27, 2010

Glanch 

Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.

I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!

I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!

Glanch by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023

Glandy Feves 

The street name for Glandular Fever

He pulled too many birds he got glandy feves

Glandy Feves by glandyboi January 17, 2021

Glancer 

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

Glancer by astradave August 1, 2023