1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.

3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.

2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.

3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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A heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your anal temperature at the doctor's office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
I got my temperature taken by a Gladys and my asshole won't stop bleeding. I sure wish I had The Sarge instead!
by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010
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Likes Asians with long pink hair
Gladys is a person who is a darker color person who likes Asians with pink hair and dumbo ears
by Georgeio armoni December 3, 2019
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Woman: Can I speak to duh manager

Girl 1: omg she’s suck a Karen

Girl 2: nah girl that’s a Gladys
by JyaelYeovnne July 25, 2020
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a Gladys is a person who is dating someone, interrupting that person’s endgame relationship.
Gladys is the name of the character in Riverdale interrupting the obviously endgame couple, Falice.
Nicole Kennedy in Dawson’s Creek is such a Gladys”

“Do you see that Gladys? Emma and Ava are so made for each other, but now Emma’s dating Mary”
by kinda sushi March 27, 2021
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The most popular girl in school.. a persona that will overshadow her bitchy disposition and low, oh so low IQ. She’s a rude person and that will makeup for the fact that she has the same intellect rating of a pig, oh, did i mention that she looks like one too? She’s a fat whale with disgusting raspy voice that sometimes you’ll pity, considering that her name does sound like it would be given to a obese middle aged woman. Her face will probably look as if it’s been destroyed from surviving a nuclear blast, you’d feel bad of how ugly she looks at first but then she opens her mouth and you understand why God did that to her.
“Gladys from Sec 4 (RCS) really lives up to her name, I’ve never seen an uglier camel in my life!”He said with an appalled look streaked across his face.
by rcshitlist July 10, 2019
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The Premier of NSW Australia has been the centre of many scandals including destroying records, dating staff that were taking kick backs and not declaring conflicts of interest. A Gladys is the opposite of a Karen. A Gladys is a manager that thinks they have an exemption from ethics, record keeping keeping, complying with legislation or acknowledging moral culpability.
She destroyed all the records of kick backs and corruption. What a pork barreling Gladys.
by Oscar Wilde November 30, 2020
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