Gladman

A frantastic name to carry. Speaks of high intelligence, patience, humour, success, and superb pelvic thrusting abilities. Also an enriched dancer; incorportating corresponding arm and foot movements (including but not limited to fist and side pumping) designed to excite those who are in near proximity. Most likely to live in Ohio near a large lakey region, then potentially moving closer to a city, but still residing in Ohio.

Not able to replace; never able to forget.

"Everybody, do the Gladman!"

"Hey man where'd you learn to do the pelvic thrust so well??" "I learned it from a Gladman!"

Gladman by Fairy Duster April 27, 2012

Gladman

To describe one who is of a happy or pleased stature of being.

Sally was a gladman, she was just promoted.

Gerald was a gladman, he had just won the lottery.

Gladman by Pugalshish February 23, 2023

Harry gladman 

A fat little ginger cunt who loges to sit on his gat little ass and play valorant all day

Stop being such a Harry gladman fat lazy and ginger

Harry gladman by Hubert69420 September 17, 2022

Henry Gladman 

A big clapped gorilla shaped man who sits around all day vibing to Tay Tay Swift and playing Warthunder with the gimp squad.

Oh my God he's acting like such a Henry Gladman again.

Henry Gladman by GladmanFanmail February 27, 2025

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

gladhand 

To shake hands with superficial, overzealous sincerity.

The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.

The casino owner went around gladhanding the high rollers, hoping they would feel comfortable enough to drop a few hundred thousand.

gladhand by scoter August 23, 2012

Dummy Gladhands 

An oafish or clumsy person

of course steve broke the chair, he's a total dummy gladhands

Dummy Gladhands by cptftcock April 1, 2011