Gladging

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.

Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.

Gladging by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010

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Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

Gladding by CarisJustice December 4, 2020