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Gizmosis 

A disease in which people become obsessed affected with any advanced technological device, usually pointless and/or confusing. A condition or abnormal process characterized by an obsession with anything small and electronic.
The bus is outfitted with a 1956 Onan & Sons military flat head unit, retrofitted w/modern controls and voltage regulators in series to regulate all my gizmosis.
Gizmosis by Nick Name January 7, 2011
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gizmodius 

A thing, specifically a complicated, manufactured item. Syn: Gizmo.
Mark, hand me that gizmodius there, would you? I need to fix this framis here.
gizmodius by Bruce Amiata November 15, 2006

Gizmosis 

The process by which digital gadgets subtly make themselves an indispensable part of our lives.
The TV series "Black Mirror" highlights the dangers of gizmosis
Gizmosis by Terroin November 17, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026