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ghoyr(s) 

Jobs that make your girlfriend unhappy.
Jane: "I'm SO SICK of my boyfriend and his ghoyr(s)!!!!!"

job unhappy
ghoyr(s) by Soapy80 June 29, 2011
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Represents a state in which the human being thinks solely about nothing in particular. During this state, all the feelings and thoughts transform into nothing, so the person is absorbed in a world of nothingness in which they may even lose track of time. This state can be confused with a state of maximum concentration or imagination, but the main difference between “concentration” and “ghoyst” is that the former involves thinking and focusing on a particular thing while the latter involves thinking about nothing at all. Also, being “ghoyst” can also lead the person to enter into a sort of “auto” mode in which the person does things but doesn’t quite realize what is going on around them because they are thinking about nothing. In addition, it can be confusing to others to be with someone who is “ghoyst” because these individuals may seem to be absent or distracted with their own thoughts, but in reality, they are thinking about nothing which may be difficult to understand to others. This term can cause some skepticism because not everyone can be in that state
Sorry, I was ghoyst, can you repeat everything? please
Ghoyst by Gctionary September 10, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012