by VR Colette August 25, 2020
The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.
A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.
Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.
A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.
Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.
Trent: Hey Gherkin, do you want to go to The Corner and have a beer before the footy?
Gherkin: I'm already going there with Ed and Chris to get smashed, so you can fuck right off back to Adelaide you helmet haired fairy fucking poof!!!
Gherkin: I'm already going there with Ed and Chris to get smashed, so you can fuck right off back to Adelaide you helmet haired fairy fucking poof!!!
by elwar1 July 9, 2009
Gherkins are pickles but the tiny kind. Hence, it is used as a metaphor for a tiny penis. May be used liberally.
Bill: Hey watcha doing Tom
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin
Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin
Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 31, 2022
by johannes thier November 29, 2006
When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
by Gher Kin November 4, 2009
by Shaggy13spe January 12, 2017
Bengaman: Dude I was totally Gherkin it all over Torra Borra
Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow
Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing
Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow
Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing
by Bengaman May 25, 2004