Get this shit 

n: A phrase to start off a story about something bad or unfair that has happened to you or someone you know.

A: Man get this shit I was smoking a blunt on the way to work and crashed into a cop.

B: Man that's some shit...

Get this shit by MagickalTrevor January 17, 2008

This shit is about to get real 

No more kidding, game on, someone is about to get their shit handed to them

Candee whispered into Dwayne's ear making him smile. Shaniqua, Dwayne's girlfriend, said "Oh hell no, this shit is about to get real!"

This shit is about to get real by JD the OG April 24, 2014

this shit's about to get heavy 

Things are about to become serious.

Fuck youuus!

this shit's about to get heavy by Fangsta December 15, 2003

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked 

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked by J4ke July 15, 2006