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Combination between geek and perve. Basically a computer dork who wanks off every hour at cyber fantasy porn yet has never yet had any physical contact with a member of the opposite sex.
Woah dude, that sad-act's such a gerve.
gerve by kwanongoma October 9, 2008
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Mindgaus gerve 

Mindgaus Gerve also know as the failure of mma, has hair on his face which resembles a a 80 year old Vagina

gar_gerve 

tite mo kinaen
gar_gerve by ,kjhgf May 5, 2021
The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!
Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017