German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

German Dave by safety&comfortguide January 31, 2012

Dave Gorman 

Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.

Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?

Dave Gorman by Lizziew January 22, 2006