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slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

Gerking by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

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Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005

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Gerking • Gerking the Yergin • jerking the gerking • GEEKING • geeking out • garking • Gerkin • gorking • Gurking • Gelking

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

Gerking the Yergin by TeenyWeeny25 November 3, 2020

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jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

jerking the gerking by nudger newall December 9, 2014

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geekingese

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time

Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.

geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017

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jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

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gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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