Top Definition
The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
by coreyb March 23, 2005
slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 March 12, 2014

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