Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 10, 2019
Gerald is a big meat nigga with a lot of hoes. Females think he’s a player and not loyal but he actually is and Gerald’s are real niggas that got their homies back at all times. Gerald’s also are excellent in the bed and take forever to nut.
by Welpnowyouknow November 28, 2018
The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working
That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.
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