6 definitions by Nicotharappist
An individual who looks at every situation and constantly voices his dissatisfaction. Much like a Decepticon, he transforms every situation into an opportunity to be extremely negative. Does not like Optimist Prime
Man, Matt looked like a reasonable guy but as soon as he was told he had to wait five minutes for his order he went full Negatron
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
When a group of aroused men respond to a dogging ad only to turn up at a pre-arranged location and discover there are multiple men and no lady
by Nicotharappist October 10, 2022
Babe you need to accept you have a problem with aero envy, you should be proud you can fly your Cesna and not obsess so much about helicopter pilots, it's unhelathy
by Nicotharappist October 10, 2022
He has a great job, has handsome good looks and treats me like a queen but I just can't look past that concorde tip
by Nicotharappist October 10, 2022
The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working
That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022