Just because he is the most powerful man in the world doesn't mean to say that he speaks proper english!
What a fucking knob!!
What a fucking knob!!
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbour like you like to be liked youself"
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbour like you like to be liked youself"
by guzzly et al April 6, 2005
America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.
by Paul August 22, 2003
A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.
by Beelzebob May 22, 2003
A true American embarrassment. He is not stoping terrorism, nor did he catch Saddam Hussein, he put brave Americans (such as myself) in harm's way, to do it for him.
George W. Bush is a horrible, horrible embarrassment, we should all be a little bit ashamed every time he opens his mouth.
by Shamu VonWhalingham July 17, 2005
a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual
He did it because it was tradition.
by whatsoo March 8, 2005
Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter
"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher
Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher
Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
by TheHammer March 12, 2006
The Honkey Texan Bastard that has put our wonderous country into a huge debt and was a brilliant boy in college. The best thing about him is he started a war with dictator that was allegedly keeping chemical weapons. In the end it was all for the OIL. Personal I think he can go f*** himself and bail hay or something
by bling September 7, 2004