Urban Dictionary: gelk

1.	Gelk
	The sound you make when you are punched in the throat. "Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat." *punch "Gelk!" buy gelk mugs & shirts glek golk throat punch gellk by Lord of Blasphemic Juices Mar 4, 2009 add a video
2.	gelk
	1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by. 2. idiot 3. twat Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk. Just fuck off you fucking gelk. buy gelk mugs & shirts twat wanker dickface jihad fuck by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008 add a video