GeeWhzz Share definition Flag -One who pimps out shitty cars. -A white male who wishes he were black -A homophobic. "Dood, check out my tight accord" "Turn up that snoop dawg, my shizzel" "Don't touch me" GeeWhzz by ADaM BoND April 15, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the GeeWhzz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch