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Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.
I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.
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non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

gay gay homosexual gay 

Chanted when someone or certain actions are gay, usually used by queer people on tumblr and twitter. Originated from an edited screenshot of a Yu-Gi-Oh character whispering "I can still hear his voice..." with another Yu-Gi-Oh character behind him chanting "gay gay homosexual gay"
Friend 1: Wow Jean and Lisa canonically live together and cook dinner for each other
Friend 2: gay gay homosexual gay

gay gay nacho cheese 

when the gay kid makes nachos by nuts in the cheese and makes you eat it
Person: Did cooper make gay gay nacho cheese again

Copper: eat it

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay 

It means that the historians were wrong and the dudes sucking eachothers dicks are NOT 'buddie buddies' or 'dudes being bros'.
(Person 1 and 2 Witness a really homosexual thing)
Person 1: those dudes are definitely fruity.
Person 2: yeah, they are Gay Gay Homosexual Gay.

Lady Gay Gay 

Lady Gay Gay meaning a spunky friend who licks you while you sleep and spams you with emojis. She is a known terrorist as she terrorises her so called 'friends' by attacking them with hate speech against pussy. She is known to smell vaginas. She also has a friend called slutty ho bag spunk face who also attacks people by pouncing on them with her huge bingo wings and flappy vagina.
Amy: hey Ellen you are such a Lady Gay Gay
Ellen: slol that must mean you're slutty ho bag spunk face
Amy: nah man. Now get out of the way I need to lure some kids into my van

Ellen: wait no I have a question first
Amy: go ahead lady Gay Gay
Ellen: do you want badger feet stew for lunch or badger feet lasagna??
Amy: stew duh! God you're such a pedo file man!
Ellen: lol I know. #noonelovesme
Amy:tru

Ellen: also I hump rabbits
Lady Gay Gay by wasting my life January 27, 2015

Faze Gay Gay 

The ultimate sweaty player, his opponents fear him, his teammates laugh at him and the girls just love him. Everyone knows how gay they are when playing against him.
Shit, it's Faze Gay Gay
Faze Gay Gay by Takuza December 2, 2020