Gu che ma gidge (Noun): An observable force of will power, almost indescribable like je ne sais quoi, confounding the wise with joy. Having nothing, yet possessing everything and bearing gifts.
This Guchemagidge served red kool-aid at the White House. We arrived at the Guchemagidge just in time hear the Fat Lady Sang. What do you have on Guchemagidge?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'