Gu che ma gidge (Noun): An observable force of will power, almost indescribable like je ne sais quoi, confounding the wise with joy. Having nothing, yet possessing everything and bearing gifts.
This Guchemagidge served red kool-aid at the White House. We arrived at the Guchemagidge just in time hear the Fat Lady Sang. What do you have on Guchemagidge?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).