James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.
by Hassan Farooq October 2, 2021
Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”
by ClayNJay May 3, 2019
Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.
by Zhulander February 4, 2009
Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!
(Goes over to talk)
*Twenty minutes later*
Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
(Goes over to talk)
*Twenty minutes later*
Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
by Lil fetus March 4, 2019
by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022
An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017
A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.
Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
by Cokeman234 August 22, 2021