The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
by RoastedPeanut April 5, 2009
In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.
Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.
by flmumb March 5, 2009
To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020
to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
by pele December 16, 2003
by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012
To have sexual intercourse with someone.
by Trevor May 11, 2003