Top Definition
to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
i garfunkled your mother last night
by pele December 15, 2003
Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.
Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."
#whack #stupid #strange #uncalled-for #dumb
by Tinted Windows August 08, 2012
To have sexual intercourse with someone.
"I garfunkled your mother last night"
by Trevor May 10, 2003
To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.
Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
#starfish #garfunkled #garfunkling #wizard sleeves #garfuncled
by payaso420 April 20, 2012
origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!
-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.
#fuck #shit #piss #cum #damn #tits #ass #dick #cock #awesome #amazing #intense
by roflpastry July 23, 2009
A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.
Garfunkle urged me to join my church...
#christian #curly #singer #peace #1960s #art
by grape nut October 10, 2005
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