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ass with hole that is ready and tite to fuck, butt, bumb
"teri gand main keera" means my monster in you ass.
"teri gand maru" means i can fuck you ass.
by jassi gill July 06, 2006
(Hindi) Ass. Entire ass cheeks, including the asshole.
Teri Gand mar dunga/lunga !!! "I will screw you bad" "Meri tau gand lag gayi" I got screwed.
by Chutiyon ka Sardar January 16, 2004
slang for asshole
teri gand mar doonga....meaning I will fuck your ass

also, gand mar dena means i will screw you real bad
by dhurandhar July 05, 2003
An idiotic drunkard, that enjoys playing World of Warcraft, and asking girls to "the dance" while under the influence.
Me: "Gretchko, keep drinking, this stuff is only 15%."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."
by AaronA October 25, 2006
To splat, To fail, Never win
I just gan'd and lost everything
by Donfather February 20, 2013
gand nai marro
by xxxwaqrxxx March 05, 2009
Gand= gay hand.

A gand tends to be a homosexual hand
Flick which a gay person subconciously
Does when speaking.
helen17494. says:
how smart am i...i've left all of my english books in my locker & i have a massive essay to finish D:
Le ZyRAWR!says:
*Gand flick*
by QUACK17494 October 15, 2008