ganerkin 

a profanity yelled when in terrible pain.

Ganerkin!!!! That hurt!!!

ganerkin by mike stark May 21, 2006

gamerkins 

A annoying little wierdo that no one likes to hang around has there moments but could be ok and breaking beds

I have a mixed opinion of my friend gamerkins

gamerkins by Jazz newmon May 24, 2021

Jerking My Glerkin 

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

Jerking My Glerkin by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

glerking off 

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

glerking off by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Glerking 

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

Glerking by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025