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gamerkins 

A annoying little wierdo that no one likes to hang around has there moments but could be ok and breaking beds
I have a mixed opinion of my friend gamerkins
gamerkins by Jazz newmon May 24, 2021

Jerking My Glerkin 

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

glerking off 

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
glerking off by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Glerking 

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.
“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”
Glerking by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026