1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.
2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.
3. A person who loves sweater-vests.
2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.
3. A person who loves sweater-vests.
by Florky Dorf February 27, 2007
by assfarter9000 January 2, 2016
Glerk can be used as a sound effect in unenthusiastic/boring situations.
Glerk can also be used as a sound effect for something/someone goopy or weird.
Glerk can also be used as a sound effect for something/someone goopy or weird.
I was walking up the stairs and I was sooooooo tired and the stairs were sooooooo long. Glerk!
by glerk December 28, 2018
I rented Transformers a few days ago. “It’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “When Optimus Prime showed up, I like weeped.” -- James Lileks, 13-11-2007
by Alcofribas Nasier November 14, 2007
by RealNamedotHeisenberg May 20, 2022
A person that makes me feels like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite song.
You’re my Glerk
by imyourhamster November 22, 2021
A person that makes you feel like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.
You are my Glerk.
by imyourhamster November 23, 2021