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The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) 

It's a very classy skewering of the anus in such a way that it represents an expression of property. It is a sodomy using not penile insertion, but instead, each gambet giver has their own totem. And they design the totems personally, increasing in glamour, decoration, and detail as affluence grows with the holder of the totem.

The Gambet actually started in French Colonized Africa by the natives in The 18th Century. It was discovered by the French Colonizers and word spread quickly to France and the trend grew quickly in the bourgeoise and elites in France.
François: "Hey, baby. Would you like to see my totem?!"
Zoë: "The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) ?! That's a big step!"
François: "I know, baby. I know."
The bureaucrats (usually men) in the Government who make you go "GAH" every time you have a reasonable request denied because of red tape.

Derived from "government"
The Gahmen refused to allow us to carry out urgent repairs on our building until two weeks later because of the mandatory 2 weeks waiting period.
gahmen by Shizuma January 30, 2008

GAHMAZING 

amazing times gazilllllion.
Someone who plays guitar, loves with all of his heart, works hard for everything he has, makes his girl fall in love with him over and over again every single day.
-has the initials RGR.

gahmaine 

A friend who'll make you laugh your ass off for random shit like a pic of lettuce, and who'll pop up from time to time like a whack-a-mole to make sure your day is great
My bru, did you talk to Gahmaine yet?
He's been cracking jokes all day!
gahmaine by *Dii larhnii* December 8, 2022

Keffrey gahmer 

The act in which a toothless homosexual man of colour takes an entire penis down his throat and ingests the semen of his victim like Jeffrey Dahmer would do to his victims organs.

Typically known in normal practice as a "gummer blowjob"
When I was furteen my uncle tried to give me a keffrey gahmer
Keffrey gahmer by Tilly baylor December 30, 2022

Gahmantay 

A mythical creature with the head of a Jamaican female named Samantha and the body of a goat. Known for moving in slow motion and being fond of the color purple.
The Gahmantay is such a fantastic creature!
Gahmantay by EmallyH January 17, 2009